What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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