she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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