and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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Have fun and good luck.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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