margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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