Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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