If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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