Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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