No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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