I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
