Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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