Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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