Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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