im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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