It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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