Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize