i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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