She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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