I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
