Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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