DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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