I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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