Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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