oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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