weddingsv make me drug and hornr
People with herpes should wear stickers.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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