So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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