Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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