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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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