my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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