Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just threw up on my dentist
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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