I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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