hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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