My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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