so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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