yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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