He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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