I'm drive I can fine osifer
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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