32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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