When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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