We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
