David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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