im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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