Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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