I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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