So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
where are my eyebrows?
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