hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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