the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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