I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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