I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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