brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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