Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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