summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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