Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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