problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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