he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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