My nipple is on Facebook.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.