dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
