we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.