brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person